John has been signing his emails with variable numbers of "n"s for over a decade. He has a nonfunctional website.

John is a spirit who lives with me each day

John is an apocalyptic eschatologist

John is also an occasional TV pundit

John is an important work of mythological Gnosticism

John is a humorous, competitive roleplaying game

John is a cool dude, says Vidya Balan Indo-Asian News Service

John is National Park land

John Is Dating Your Sister